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parents: okay we will be home at 11 o'clock!
clock: 11:01
me: they're dead i'm alone i need to start my orphan life now

mareeps:

my favorite mythical creatures are the happy girls in tampon commercials

(Source: neptunain)


imadad3:

firstgaydog:

in pokemon you can battle a cop

you can battle a cop in real life if you arent a weenie


unshaped:

bitched:

trying on new jeans in the fitting roomimage

that is a dress


drunkmale:

i didn’t want to talk 2 this boy so i sent him the entire script of the bee movie instead

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idontevenknowokay:

umyeahhiimdave:

strangeparking:

can you imagine one day logging in and

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i wouldnt know what to do

"shit did i post an opinion"


enchantedpizza:

*sitting in class thinking* if you can read my mind sneeze

(Source: nintendo74)


jerkidiot:

wlovepierce:

jerkidiot:

sonnyforpresident:

jerkidiot:

jerkidiot:

IM A TEENAGER I WANNA BE DANGEROUS I WANNA DO SOMETHING CRAZY I WANNA GO STEAL A TRAFFIC LIGHT

REBELLION

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AM I THE ONLY ONE WHO THOUGHT TRAFFIC LIGHTS WERE A LOT SMALLER

YOU THINK THAT’S BIG?? CHECK OUT THIS STOP SIGN I JUST GRABBED

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STOP STEALING ROAD NAVIGATIONAL ESSENTIALS.

NO


scatteredly:

i hate it when you’re waiting for someone to text you and someone else texts you but you think it’s them and you get all disappointed when you realize it’s not